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Funny speech planner
Give one true story and the room. Get a deadpan speech with the wander, the dropped remark and the pause marked.
Funny speech planner is a free AI skill for the job "Speak and persuade". Give the instructions to an AI assistant that supports the required files and tools, then review its output.
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What it does
Most speeches that try to be funny announce the joke, explain it and laugh first. The room feels pushed and stops laughing. Dry humour works the other way. You tell something that really happened, with a straight face, and let the room find it funny. This skill builds a short speech from one true story. It tells it gravely and never says it is funny. It adds small absurd details, with exact numbers in the exaggerations. It slurs the main point and lets one remark drop as if you were thinking aloud, then marks the pause and how long to hold it. It also checks that the room can take the joke, since the same speech can land well with friends and fall flat with a formal crowd.
You give it
- One true story, in a few lines, about something that happened to someone
- Who is in the room and the occasion
- A first draft or key facts (optional)
- Brand brain (optional)
- A draft (optional)
You get
- A deadpan speech script of about three to five minutes
- The pause and the dropped remark marked
- A check on whether the room can take the joke
- Two lines you can cut if time runs short
Use it when
- You are giving a toast, retirement speech or after-dinner talk and want the room to laugh.
- You have one good story from real life and no idea how to tell it in four minutes.
- You want to open a talk with humour that does not feel forced.
How to use it
- Start a chat with the skill. Open it if you added it to your AI, or copy it and paste it in.
- Tell the story as you would to a friend. Include the true details, even small ones.
- Say who will be in the room and who is the subject, if anyone.
- Practise the script aloud with the pause marked, and time it.
- Cut anything that makes you laugh at your own joke.